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Vegans Demotivational Poster


VEGANS -




ORDER YOUR STEAKS RARE -


TAGS: calling your sexuality into question vegans
Rating: 3.94/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Heheh, fabulous comment Moooo :})
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:20 pm
a little more rare than that is great
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 11:54 am
I have a delivery for the Sage Greybeard Mansion. Why are you folks ordering pink spraypaint and lube?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:02 am
That's medium rare IMO....I like mine Blue.............Still Mooooooooooooooooooing


VEGANS - She'll eat your meat


TAGS: vegans
Rating: 3.33/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 10:16 pm
Odd, her poster reinforces the idea to eat animals. If they all have the same parts, then we need to see if they all taste the same...
Occupo Noctis - December 21, 2009, 7:49 am
Looks like downtown Santa Cruz.. go figure! :^/ And Mooooooooo+, hell yeah!!
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 11:37 pm
Don't beat your meat. That's animal abuse.
iamjet - November 25, 2009, 9:51 am
I agree Porcelina, the pride is in getting their heads back on straight!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:23 am
What???....I eat meat cuz it tastes like Murder...and Murder tastes good......Dennis Leary.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 10:18 am
anyone who ate meat just because someone was cooking burgers around them did not become vegetarian for the right reasons...
Jmac0585 - November 9, 2009, 9:47 am
"...I haven't had a McRib in forever."
TheSarge - November 9, 2009, 8:32 am
Mmmmmmmm....people ribs.
iamjet - September 29, 2009, 6:46 pm
My proudest achievement, other than my children, is personally converting 2 vegetarians back into meat eaters, just by cooking burgers.
alexey - August 27, 2009, 2:26 am
what about the pussy? don't we eat thad too?
BriaHere - July 31, 2009, 3:23 am
I wonder if these "protests" ever make anyone become a vegetarian.
DillyRat - July 31, 2009, 2:39 am
I'd hit her in the head with a hamburger
anomolous - June 14, 2009, 1:23 pm
T-Bone's right, bitch would go good with soup.
T-Bone - April 28, 2009, 5:27 am
Actually she forgot chuck, brisket, rump, sirloin tip, flank etc. Also she wouldnt eat yours. Her mouth would be too busy talking and being self righteous. Probably would talking about what a great person she is, while you "ate" her.
doc - April 27, 2009, 12:22 am
i bet she will
Anonymous2 - March 24, 2009, 7:38 pm
This poster fails. Vegan chicks WON'T eat your "meat."
Person - March 22, 2009, 2:11 am
They say you are what you eat... so if I eat her.. am I a vegan?
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:06 am
...you'd be arrested for beastiality.
agdaniele - March 21, 2009, 6:16 pm
If animals had those exact parts....


RAW VEGANS -


TAGS: vegans raw vegans the twilight zone
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 12:54 pm
It's deliciously ironic :-D
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 11:30 am

I prefer cooked vegans, myself. The raw ones are stringy and tough...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 4:00 pm
I agree. I can't stand, not just vegans, but RAW vegans. They're so much nuttier than regular vegans. Vegans are insane, but raw vegans are... wow!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:57 pm
Thanks fallout. I take a long time to write these out, considering humor and dialogue. But I'll try my best.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 3:55 pm
That's good; I type it out in his voice.
JesusWept - July 10, 2013, 10:03 am
I f-ing hate vegans! So i give this 5 big juicy steaks! :D
falloutghoul - July 10, 2013, 8:52 am
Keep 'em coming!
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 8:23 am
So good. So true. I read this in Serling’s voice, couldn't be helped.


WARNING-MAY CONTAIN NUTS. -


TAGS: vegans
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 3:14 am
Steve, you just became my best friend. 5L!


VEGANS - If they could see the abuse I'm giving my meat right now...


TAGS: vegan vegans vegitarians animals love peta nude naked protest protesters protestors pancakes
Rating: 3.12/5

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booger13 - March 31, 2010, 4:58 am
[ctd]thank god these girls are models , so they will eat some sausage after the day is done =] or the other yummy treat =]
booger13 - March 31, 2010, 4:57 am
to hammer the point home , has anyone ever met a VEGAN stripper or a VEGAN Porn Star...(hears silence in the room) no self respecting hotty would become a vegan because it messes up how they SHAG
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:14 pm
Nice!!!!
KN - November 30, 2008, 2:31 am
Yea, duh vegetarians taste better. That's why I eat cows and chickens!
GoForthAndDie - November 2, 2008, 11:36 pm
I wonder if they'd like their salads tossed...
God - September 12, 2008, 12:22 am
I'd do both of them.


VEGGIES? - Wait are the Sausages there just to make this Naughty or am I seeing things?


TAGS: sausage vegans wtf
Rating: 1.6/5

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CANADA - August 31, 2009, 8:59 am
vegans and feminist are the best. its like they got somthing to prove in the sac
Derek - August 30, 2009, 8:34 pm
Tofu or TVP I fear.


If Peace Begins On Our Plate -


TAGS: vegans meat leather bumper sticker
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:55 pm
If there are any vegans who read this, I am truly sorry. . . . that your diet choice is such a joke. Hahaha, actually no I'm not, I'm not at all sorry. Y'all probably have less friends than Facebook junkies have actual friends.


Tofu -


TAGS: meat substitute never be able to replace a nice bloody medium rare beef steak vegans
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:26 pm
Mr. Gary actually woofed...teehee!
MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
Froot Loops and mayo...as a sandwich...try it!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:35 pm
Great, now I’m ready to eat a big ol’ slab of tofu swimming in a bowl of fruit loop mayo glop....since I just threw up.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 8:06 pm
If you had to choose between a big ol' slab of tofu, or a huge bowl of froot loops swimming in mayo - which would it be?


VEGANS - Don't eat food with a face


TAGS: vegans oatmeal vegetarian
Rating: 4.75/5

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calvin5040 - May 22, 2012, 12:51 am
I'm getting a sharpie and going to the grocery store and writing faces on everything.
rerun - May 20, 2012, 6:21 pm

great 1st poster


Vegan -




to all vegans -


TAGS: vegans vegan vegetarians meat groceries
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
Haha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
Haha!
Silverheart - December 10, 2013, 9:42 am

I was vegan once. It was a rough couple hours.


To My Dearest Vegans -




VEGANS -


TAGS: vegans aren t all livestock motifake january 2016 theme
Rating: 4.79/5

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mizzdizz - January 5, 2016, 8:26 pm
Yes, they are! 5 LOL lions, Silvy!


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